Tad

[Verse]
Tad's got a hat that’s three sizes too big
He struts like a rooster but trips on a twig
Says he’s a cowboy but rides a bike instead
His boots squeak loud like a goose being fed

[Chorus]
Oh Tad oh Tad you’re one of a kind
A loose screw here but I don’t mind
You’re the punchline that makes us all glad
Oh Tad oh Tad you lovable lad

[Verse 2]
He sings in the shower like he’s on a stage
Hits high notes that could scare a bird from its cage
Once cooked spaghetti with a side of cornflakes
Said it’s gourmet and blamed it on fate

[Chorus]
Oh Tad oh Tad you’re one of a kind
A loose screw here but I don’t mind
You’re the punchline that makes us all glad
Oh Tad oh Tad you lovable lad

[Bridge]
You built a treehouse but forgot the tree
You joined a band but can’t keep a beat
Tad you’re a puzzle missing some parts
But somehow you’ve stolen all our hearts

[Chorus]
Oh Tad oh Tad you’re one of a kind
A loose screw here but I don’t mind
You’re the punchline that makes us all glad
Oh Tad oh Tad you lovable lad