Slide of Doom

[Verse]
Endless clicking!
Make the change!
Text alignment!
Purge! Refrain!
[Verse 2]
Charts of chaos
Data flood
Shifting margins
Fingers blood!
[Chorus]
Slide of doom!
Work prevails
Formatting!
Never fails!
[Verse 3]
Endless woes
Consultant grind!
Shift the bullet
Deadlines bind!
[Bridge]
Client calls
Screaming banshee!
Fix the layout
Plunge the tree!
[Chorus]
Slide of doom!
Work prevails
Formatting!
Never fails!