[Verse] Endless clicking! Make the change! Text alignment! Purge! Refrain! [Verse 2] Charts of chaos Data flood Shifting margins Fingers blood! [Chorus] Slide of doom! Work prevails Formatting! Never fails! [Verse 3] Endless woes Consultant grind! Shift the bullet Deadlines bind! [Bridge] Client calls Screaming banshee! Fix the layout Plunge the tree! [Chorus] Slide of doom! Work prevails Formatting! Never fails!