Felix

Well let me tell ya about a Dog I know
He's a beagle, likes to mingle
So let's sing a song about a beagle
We always make fun of him
He smiles like a golden sun tho
Radiating his gay energy
I'll take ya back about a year or so
I was walking along the railroad tracks
The warm breeze feels real real low
But not as low a Felix's testicle oh no
He doesn't seem to mind
It's like a cutlery diamond ring
Singin about Felix's ding-a-ling
The newspaper came the other day
And it didn't take long to notice the day
Was December 27th and there is snow
It was the morning of a legendary yo
Anyway it's time for me to jet
I have to go somewhere to bet
If I think Felix will win a million dollars
His collar costs a pretty dollar
But not as much as him
It's Felix
My best friend