Uncle Roger say it best fried rice in town But it make all the hater frown Some say too salty, some say too bland Some say not as good as that Uncle Soon man Music too loud, Manager no smile need to wait food for a long long while Too many people, order all wrong Now I can complain all in one song Some say too expensive, make their wallet cry But fancy oat milk latte also can buy Uncle Roger pay big rent and bill Pay salary for his minion skill so niece and nephew why you complain if fry rice too expensive just order it plain Haiyaa