The Unluckiest Girl

One day i saw the most beautifuls of sight, a pretty girl that seemed the luckiest in town, oh wrong would i be
but more on that later
(Verse 1)

I saw her on the street i said "Hey beautiful" then gave a wink, she was about to say something when "BAAM" a lightning struck her down
(Verse 2)

Oh lightning girl how unlucky are you?
Just when i was abou to talk to you
Why you had to be struck right me?
Now your horrible face haunts my dreams
(Chorus)

I screamed like a girl "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?", how unlucky could she be?
(Verse 3)

Oh lightning girl how unlucky are you?
Just when i was about to talk to you
Why you had to be struck right in front of me?
Now your horrible face haunts my dreams
(Chorus)

Oh God she was horrible, her skin and hair burned to a crisp, the meat on her face past well-done
She stumbled around, i was in shock, and the unluckiest girl ended up being hit by 2 cars
(Verse 5)

Oh lightning girl how unlucky are you?
Just when i was about to talk to you
Why you had to be struck right in front of me?
Now your horrible face haunts my dreams
(Chorus)

*The crowd aplauses*