The Runs Blues

[Verse]
Woke up this mornin', couldn't trust a toot,
That's when I knew my day was sure to shoot.
Grabbed my boots 'n' headed to the store,
Prayin' I'd make it there, but I barely hit the door.
[Chorus]
Oh, I got the runs, and they caught me by surprise,
Now I'm dancin' like a fool, with panic in my eyes.
From the outhouse to the Texaco, tryin' not to lose,
I'm singin' country gold, but I've got the runs blues.
[Verse 2]
Ate that chili last night, thought it tasted great,
Didn't know I'd be payin' for it on a plate.
Saw my boss at the diner, I gave a quick "Hey,"
But had to duck and cover before he asked me to stay.
[Chorus]
Oh, I got the runs, and they caught me by surprise,
Now I'm dancin' like a fool, with panic in my eyes.
From the outhouse to the Texaco, tryin' not to lose,
I'm singin' country gold, but I've got the runs blues.
[Verse 3]
Stopped by the pharmacy, grabbed some Imodium AD,
The cashier took one look and said, "You poor baby."
I smiled through the struggle, paid and hit the road,
Just prayin' I'd make it, without another episode.
[Chorus]
Oh, I got the runs, and they caught me by surprise,
Now I'm dancin' like a fool, with panic in my eyes.
From the outhouse to the Texaco, tryin' not to lose,
I'm singin' country gold, but I've got the runs blues.