Speed-Run Romance

[Verse 1]
Late again
To my own surprise party
Tripped on air
Spilled dip on everybody

Said “it’s my new look”
Called it salsa couture
Tried to bow in the chaos
Slipped twice for sure (hey!)

[Chorus]
Life on 3x speed
I’m buffering
Brain says “wait
” feet keep rushing in
Every day a blooper reel advance
I call it fate
You call it “please wear pants”

[Verse 2]
Texted boss
“Love you
Mom” by mistake
He replied
“Proud of you
Son
” no break

Microwave says “1 minute”
I hit start
Then blink
Suddenly it’s December
Where did I go this week? (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Life on 3x speed
I’m buffering
Brain says “wait
” feet keep rushing in
Every day a blooper reel advance
I call it fate
You call it “please wear pants”

[Bridge]
[Claps and bass only
Crowd shout vibe]
If it can go weird
It will
I’m the walking proof
Stand still
But if you laugh
Then I win
Roll the credits
Run it again (hey!)

[Chorus]
Life on 3x speed
I’m buffering
Brain says “wait
” feet keep rushing in
Every day a blooper reel advance
I call it fate
You call it “please wear pants”
Life on 3x speed
I’m stumbling
Wrong group chat
Feelings tumbling
If you’re a mess
Come join this dance
We call it love
The “we forgot our pants”