[intro] None of these friends (None of these friends) have a home [verse 1] You're sure to love these incredibly delicious dinners with your lonely friends Maybe you'll get roughed But you're guaranteed to be stuffed [pre-chorus 1] None of these friends (None of these friends) have a home [verse 2] The numbers vary But they are always very many As sweet as sand And in the end You're guaranteed to make a friend [verse 3] Not only are many crazies crazy there's also a significant portion of these friends who are You'll fit right in and feel like a star [pre-chorus 2] None of these friends (None of these friends) have a home [chorus 1] How about a battle of a teaspoon for a twist (Ooh) On this classic feast in the mist (Ooh) I assure you everyone will be there (Ooh) None of these friends have a home They all think they belong in this dome [Mellotrone solo] [verse 4] For an extra kick finish it off with a crazy laugh And if that's not sick enough go ahead and summarize the deal The deal you don't understand Cause the deal is not for real [pre-chorus 3] None of these friends (None of these friends) have a home [verse 5] Some may hug and some may fight And the crew you thought you knew It will surprise and delight Ya, they will just stand and stare [Mellotrone solo] [bridge] Get ready for a fiesta in your mouth with this creamy spicy call Cause This This is for all [chorus 2] How about a battle of a teaspoon for a twist (Ooh) On this classic feast in the mist (Ooh) I assure you everyone will be there (Ooh) None of these friends have a home They all think they belong in this dome [outro] How about a battle of a teaspoon for a twist (Ooh) On this classic feast in the mist (Ooh) I assure you everyone will be there None of these friends have a home They all think they belong in this dome