[Verse] Grandma's on a mission so fierce and wild Eyes like fire and a wicked smile She snatched up my canine with a wicked plan Gotta save my dog from her ruthless hands [Verse 2] Last night she whispered in the dark Said that dog would meet the lark A shovel in her hand and a gleam in her eye Breaking out in sweat man I can't lie [Chorus] Grandma's on a doggone quest Buried deep just like the rest But my pup ain't ready for the final bow We gotta stop her man and do it now [Verse 3] Through the yard she's making her way Moonlight guiding her as she strays Kicking up dirt with each heavy step Won't let her bury my furry pep [Bridge] Grandma's muttering spells and charms I'll fight for my pup no alarm In the heart of night the showdown near My loyalty to my dog so clear [Chorus] Grandma's on a doggone quest Buried deep just like the rest But my pup ain't ready for the final bow We gotta stop her man and do it now