[Verse] Granny's got a gleam in her eye With a baseball bat she's ready to try She might be old but she's feeling spry I'm wondering if I should say goodbye [Verse 2] She swings it high she swings it low In her garden where the daisies grow That wooden bat it's her favorite show Better run fast or you’ll be her foe [Chorus] Granny she's got no chill Swinging that bat with all her will You think she's sweet but she's out for the thrill Granny's revenge is her greatest skill [Bridge] Under the moon she starts to play Laughing loud in her own crazy way You better not cross her here today With her bat she'll make you pay [Verse 3] Once she was knitting socks all day Now she's swinging like an MLB play She's the champion of her yard's display Stay out of her path or you’ll have to pay [Chorus] Granny she's got no chill Swinging that bat with all her will You think she's sweet but she's out for the thrill Granny's revenge is her greatest skill