Stupid enemies

[Verse 1]
My Life, My Life, My Life!
Why is it slowly becoming boring?
What’s the reason?
How foolish, why can’t you explain it?
When you’re the mastermind behind this maddening boredom.
I’m nearly dying of boredom facing my enemy who’s slowly becoming stupid...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Hey wait, why am I laughing?
Hmmm... I should feel pity if my enemy is this weak...
My enemy is human too!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
No! I accidentally laughed...
Seriously! That was really unintentional...
But I’m lying, yeah!!
[Chorus]
Ha! to the Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
What are you going to do to me now?
Let me help you...
Think of a way to beat me, it turns out it’s that hard!
Oh! Sorry, I failed to help you...
Once again, I apologize for my brilliance...
You stupid enemy,
Do I need to repeat it?
You’re stupid,
You’re a stupid enemy,
Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy.
No No No...
I was wrong,
The word “idiot” suits you better.
Oh, so this is what it feels like to be stupid for calling you stupid,
When that word still sounds too kind for someone like you...
[Verse 2]
Do you want to defeat me? I’ll give you a trick to beat me,
Just three steps, and it’s really, really easy...
One!
Go back to your room and lie down!
Two!
Close your eyes!
Three!
Enjoy your daydreams!
[Chorus]
Ha! to the Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
What are you going to do to me now?
Let me help you...
Think of a way to beat me, it turns out it’s that hard!
Oh! Sorry, I failed to help you...
Once again, I apologize for my brilliance...
You stupid enemy,
Do I need to repeat it?
You’re stupid,
You’re a stupid enemy,
Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy.
No No No...
I was wrong,
The word “idiot” suits you better.
Oh, so this is what it feels like to be stupid for calling you stupid,
When that word still sounds too kind for someone like you...
[Bridge]
I should title it “Idiot Enemy” instead of “Stupid Enemy,”
Thank me because I’m still kind-hearted.
[Outro]
Right, stupid enemy?
You’re stupid,
You’re a stupid enemy,
Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy.
Don’t worry, I’m not calling you an idiot, I’m just saying
You’re stupid,
You’re a stupid enemy,
Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy, Stupid enemy.
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...