Dil ka wi-fi

[INTRO — Spoken, Casual]

Hello madam…

One question-u!

Dil mera online hai…

Tera network kyun gone hai?

[VERSE 1]

Teri entry, full filmi scene,
Main tha simple, tu magazine.
Tune bola, “You're so sweet,”
Maine khareed li chocolate treat!

Tu boli, “Baby, let's just chill,”
Maine samjha wedding ka bill!
Tu thi casual, main serious,
Mera dimaag hua mysterious!

[PRE-HOOK — Funny Build-Up]

Dil ka password tune liya,
Phir mujhe hi logout kiya!
Pyaar ka recharge karwaya,
Balance zero chhod ke aaya!

[MAIN HOOK — Catchy, Repetitive]

Dil ka Wi-Fi, tera connection,
Pyaar mein aaya wrong direction!

Love-love bole, bye-bye kare,
Mera dil bas try-try kare!

Dil ka Wi-Fi, signal low,
Tu kidhar hai, I don't know!

Heart mera loading, loading,
Tu kisi aur ke saath roaming!

[VERSE 2]

Tera last seen, eleven thirty,
Meri neend gayi, life uncertain.
Maine poochha, “Are you okay?”
Tune likha, “I'm busy today.”

Teri DP, full moonlight,
Mera future, black and white.
Dost bole, “Bhai, move on,”
Main bola, “Pehle charger on!”

[HOOK — More Energy]

Dil ka Wi-Fi, tera connection,
Pyaar mein aaya wrong direction!

Love-love bole, bye-bye kare,
Mera dil bas try-try kare!

Dil ka Wi-Fi, signal low,
Ab na tere peeche jaaun, bro!

Heart mera loading, loading,
Ab meri life is self-exploding!

[BRIDGE — Spoken Comedy]

Pyaar mein maine kya-kya kiya…

Gym bhi join kiya!

Perfume bhi liya!

English bhi seekhi!

Par madam ne bola—

“You're a really nice friend!”

[FINAL CHORUS — Group Vocals]

Dil ka Wi-Fi, signal low,
Single rehna, let's go bro!

No more crying, no more tension,
Ab toh khud pe full attention!

Love-love bole, bye-bye kare,
Apni life mein high-high kare!

Dil ka Wi-Fi…

Password changed!

Madam blocked…

Peace restored!

[OUTRO — Spoken]

Network gaya…

Self-respect aaya!

Thank you, love-u…

Goodbye-u!