ME ME ME & ME ME ME

It's all about me, me and only me
I just want to be ME ME
I see how they fawn over me
How they dance submissively around my ass

I've always been this way
My parents? Ego horrors
But we have money!
And a loud meow

The others are for me
Ordinary doormats
I am ME ME etc.
My voice, a trumpet to the heavens

I don't care about the others
I am ME ME
I am so fantastically deceitful
I am ME ME

Anyone who mispronounces
even one simple word
will be rewarded by me with
a screaming fit

[chorus]
I beguile, I lie
I am a genius
Let the others
disappear into the moors