Mine

Your goat is mine,
Your girl is mine,
Your money is mine,
Your kid is mine!

Your room is mine,
Your car is mine,
Your house is mine,
Your loan is mine —
with interest, all the time!

Your school is mine,
Your boss is mine,
Your sister is mine,
Yeah, I know… mine! Höhö!

Your photo — mine,
Your phone — mine,
Your shirt — mine,
Your hair — mine!

Yeah, your hair is mine!

Your Facebook — BIG,
Your Insta — NICE,
Your Snapchat — FUNNY,
Your YouTube — FULL OF LIKES!

Your wallet — EMPTY,
Your soul — DARK,
Your heart — COLD,
Your life — GONE!

Weekend — MINUS,
Party — FLY,
Drinks — DOUBLE,
Taxi — BYE-BYE!

Your photo — HOP!
Your phone — HOP!
Your shirt — HOP!
Your hair — HOP!

Yeah, your hair is mine!