Uncle

Well I woke up in the morning and I
Listen to the radio and seems as tho
I may have an uncle that's gay
His name is Gerard and really hates
Plates filled with food
Falling down the stairs and I don't care
Gerard is a bitch
You'll see him in the ditch
Gettin it on with a gay dude bitch
His name should be Carroll
His best friend is Darryl
They like to bang hammers
And drink cool aid jammers
And that's my gay uncle gerard
Fast forward to a few decades through
A time machine that I made
It has fancy features and reaches any
Time that you want
I traveled back to 1994
Just before we realized
That Gerard likes guys