The Ballad of Sławek and the Kebab Throne

[Verse]
Sławek feasts
The beast devours
Meat and grease
His darkest powers
Garlic sauce
His veins ignite
Kebab king
In the dead of night!

[Prechorus]
Digestive doom
The price is paid
Porcelain throne
His throne is laid

[Chorus]
Sławek reigns
Kebab in hand!
Guts of fire
Can’t withstand!
Kebab! Kebab! He pays the toll
Infernal seat consumes his soul!

[Verse 2]
Spicy wrath
It burns inside
No escape
Nowhere to hide
Tortured screams
The walls now shake
Kebab curse
Stomach’s mistake

[Bridge]
Meat and fury
Endless night
Bowels wage their brutal fight
Sławek’s torment
Endless pain
Kebab glory turns to shame!

[Chorus]
Sławek reigns
Kebab in hand!
Guts of fire
Can’t withstand!
Kebab! Kebab! He pays the toll
Infernal seat consumes his soul!