[Verse] Elsa is a dog she's nine years old German shepherd fur is black and gold Three languages she can speak quite well Talking pup's got a story to tell [Verse 2] Eggs and rice she loves to munch Barks at dogs except the short bunch Dachshunds make her wag her tail Neighbor dogs fear her growing wail [Chorus] Elsa's farts oh what a surprise Clearing rooms with those puppy eyes Multilingual pup a real delight Eggs and rice yeah every night [Verse 3] Walking by the park she struts her stuff Greeting dachshunds with a friendly fluff Snubbing big dogs barking loud Elsa makes her owners proud [Chorus] Elsa's farts oh what a surprise Clearing rooms with those puppy eyes Multilingual pup a real delight Eggs and rice yeah every night [Bridge] Farting forward German shepherd Languages she speaks like a feather People laugh and people cheer Elsa's legend spreading here