Humpty Rap

**(Verse 1)**
Yo, Humpty Dumpty, stumblin’, tipsy and wild,
Climbed up that wall with a camera smile,
Wanted that selfie, the likes and the fame,
But he slipped, he dipped, and crashed in shame.
Crowd gatherin’ round, eyes glued to the scene,
Not a hand reached out, just a glowin' screen,
Phones flashin’ fast, but no one dials,
Livestreamed his fall with their hashtag styles.
**(Chorus)**
#EggDown, man, they postin’ that clout,
Likes blowin' up while he’s shattered about,
Chasin’ that fame, but it came at a cost,
In a world full of clicks, a good soul got lost.
**(Verse 2)**
Ambulance creepin’, traffic locked tight,
Humpty's in pieces, lost in the fight,
Help pulled up late, and they took in the scene,
Shell scattered wide, where hope should've been.
Rushin' to A&E, lights burnin' bright,
But his state got ‘em spooked in the dead of the night,
The king’s crew? Nah, just tired eyes,
Docs on the grind, watchin’ hope vaporise.
**(Chorus)**
#EggDown, they’re clickin’ for fun,
He’s layin' in pain, but they’re thinkin' they’ve won,
All for the views, a quick like or share,
While Humpty’s left broken in cold, cruel air.
**(Bridge)**
So Humpty learned hard as he lay there alone