Xmass

(Verse 1)

Oh, it"s Christmas, the season of cheer,

But I can’t help noticing, oh dear,

Our contract’s up, it’s on termination,

They’re leaving us, with no explanation.

They said they"d learn, but here"s the catch—

They"re already late and missed the match.

Lessons learned? Nah, they skipped that class,

Just another mess that we"ll have to pass.



(Chorus)

Merry Christmas, here’s to the fun,

We’ve got workflows that just can’t be done,

PEGA"s humming, oh so divine,

But Planview’s lost, it"s out of line.

Escalations? Wrong teams all day,

We’re fixing problems in our own way.

This holiday season, what a delightful sight—

We’re the ones working, all day and night.



(Verse 2)

The improvement initiatives? Oh, we’re on it,

Running all the projects, let’s be honest.

While others sit back and take their break,

We’re over here cleaning up the mess they make.

Cease project’s our big moneymaker,

But scope keeps growing, ‘cause who needs a baker?

Let’s extend and make it more,

Who cares about budgets? Let’s open the door!



(Chorus)

Merry Christmas, what a grand surprise,

Our efforts are endless, while they criticize.

PEGA’s working, it"s all on track,

But Planview’s lost, and there"s no way back.

Escalations? Wrong teams once more,

Who needs precision when we’re at war?

This holiday season, we’re truly blessed—

Our team’s the one who does all the rest.



(Bridge)

Oh, the lessons they didn’t learn,

But here we are, watching the wheels turn.

We’ll fix the problems, we"ll save the day,

While they take their sweet time and stray.

So let"s all raise a glass to the fun,

For Christmas is here, and we’re still the one.



(Chorus)

Merry Christmas, cheers to the grind,

While they check out, we’re still behind.

PEGA’s fine, it’s doing great,

But Planview’s stalled—ain"t that just fate?

Escalations wrong, but what’s new?

We’re fixing their mess, it’s what we do.

So here’s to us, the hardworking crew,

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year too!