[Verse] Snowflakes falling in my drink Mistletoe under the sink Santa's lost his way again Elf is stuck in the lion's den [Verse 2] Grandma's socks they’ve got a tear Reindeer flying I'm unaware Carols sung like punk rock bands Cookies baked with ghost pepper strands [Chorus] Christmas time a crazy show Lights that flash and reindeer glow Sleds that race through window panes Holly wrapped around candy canes [Verse 3] Kids are tossing wrapping rolls Cousins jousting on their foals Turkey flying out the door Uncle taped it to the floor [Chorus] Christmas time a crazy show Lights that flash and reindeer glow Sleds that race through window panes Holly wrapped around candy canes [Bridge] Pajamas mixed with fancy hats Pets are chasing plastic rats Whiskey in the eggnog streams Christmas here is full of schemes